Sermons you thought your pastor would not preach

It sure did get everyone’s attention. Whether this is true or not, it is worth reading.

A Pastor went to the Reverend to heed advice because of his fear of talking in front of a lot of people. The Reverend told the Pastor his secret. He told the Pastor that he sips vodka before going up the pulpit.

The following week, the Pastor did what the Reverend told him. After the sermon, the Pastor noticed a note at his door.

1. Sip the Vodka, don’t gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12 and Jesus has 12 disciples, not 10.

3. Jacob wagered his donkey, not his ass.

4. The Father, Son and the Holy spirit are not referred to as the Daddy, Junior and the spook.

5. The recommended grace before eating meals is not, “Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, Oh yeah!”

and lastly,

6. Next sunday, there will be a taffy pulling contest on St. Peter’s. Not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s!

Hope that made your day! Lol!